f3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Evolution episode 1]

this seems familiar...

it reminds me of this japanese cartoon.. it has similar fighting sceens.. i used to watch it when i was touring Japan on the Intenational Sarcasm Championship Tourny. I got 3rd place. Anyway i hear this cartoon is making a comback.. but they edit them.. so they arent as cool and increse the outrageous stall factor by at least 50%

[THE VOID]

uhhhhhh

hahahahahaahhahhahaahahaha

this was void allright... void of entertainment.. really, who wants to watch a bunch of poorly rendered vector graphics flying around? I admit i didnt watch the whole thing.. but i tried.. how about making the first minute a little more entertaining.. i sure hope i didnt miss the good part...


as for this being "art" nah.. maybe as much as a 2 year old spreading his boogers on his pantleg.. if you think thats art.. then i guess this could be too.

dont give up! you have an ethnic sounding name so you might get free money!

burningfury responds:

funny how you don't put your real
portal name when writing this review..

even more funny that you didn't even watch the movie before you reviewed it..

if you don't want to watch my movie... don't, but don't review me unless you've looked...

[The $20,000 Zig]

WHOOHOOO!

wow an actually good original parody!

keep it up!

balki will rule the world one day.. just give him time.

[Boy VS Sprite 2]

this has substance and style

i dont know what this rpg is.. and i dont really like turn based strategy.. but i liked this flash.

pros: style and substance; good mix of humor, action, and all the characters kept in .. well character. The animation was nice and clean.

cons: the "skip intro" button does NOT skip right to the move.. but to the credits.. this is unexcusable... so i will mail bomb your workplace.
maybe.

[Cry For Help]

eeh

as much as i hate self debasing movies.. i have to give you some props on honesty and graphics.. i mean i liked the way it looks. What you need is some direction.

[Dumbass Shootout]

whoopde fuckle

i am so tired of seeing animated bullets fly (in slow motion) out of poorly drawn guns. Ive seen that. ALOT. Does any one actually think thats cool? Or do they just get frustrated with their imaginations and settle for this mediocre shit! On the pluse side this move had perfect timing with the par sound. I give it an "eeh" on the natural human interjection chart.